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Jul 31, 2014 / 12,047 notes

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Jul 31, 2014 / 193,789 notes




This is so accurate. At school, we literally have children who will watch our facial expressions to see if them falling is as bad as they think it might be.


  • do not react. at the most, maybe wince and go “ooooh”
  • go over to the child to assess panic level and severity of injury
  • if they’re like, dying, remain calm, but they’re probably not.
  • look them in the eye and ask, “you okay?” they will nod. possibly all teary-eyed. then ask, “are we gonna need to cut it off?”
  • the child is thrown off. if they giggle, you’re in the money. if they do not, put a bandaid on and do some sympathetic patting. they are probably a little teary. let the sad little bug sit out for a minute. they will quickly get bored.
  • works every time

"sad little bug" is the cutest and most accurate term ive heard used to describe a child because sometimes bugs are kinda super cute sometimes bugs are really fucking annoying and sometimes bugs are downright TERRIFYING

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Jul 30, 2014 / 8,571 notes

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There is the most insane thunder and lightning, so I wanna head over so that Zoe’s not alone because she’s probably not enjoying it. Erm I don’t know she might be fine, she might just be asleep, but I’d rather just be at her house - with her
Alfie Deyes once again winning “best boyfriend award” during a 5:45am thunderstorm ladies and gentlemen. (via zoelladeyes)
Jul 30, 2014 / 812 notes
Jul 30, 2014 / 497,282 notes


relationship tip #78: ‘babe’ and ‘baby’ are cliche and outdated. try a fun new nickname such as ‘lieutenant’ instead 

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Do you guys ever read the fanfiction about you guys?

calum says yes
Jul 30, 2014 / 16,439 notes
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its 2014 and im still not over the fact that blue in blues clues was a girl

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Jul 30, 2014 / 112,292 notes

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Jul 30, 2014 / 51,848 notes


mom: so how do you know this person?

me: *struggles to come up with plausible fake story instead of saying “on the internet”*

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Jul 30, 2014 / 1,096 notes

dyl sprayberry being a total cutie  (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧

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