1. jazzy

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Sep 17, 2014 / 272 notes
Sep 17, 2014 / 226,739 notes

thepacificrimjob:

yue-the-tianlong:

silvermoon424:

but-what-if-i-want-wings:

A Dramatic Reading of Sandra Hill’s “Rough and Ready”

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I’M BRINGING THIS BACK BECAUSE I REDISCOVERED IT EARLIER AND I ALMOST HAD AN ANEURYSM FROM LAUGHING SO HARD

IF YOU CAN ONLY HEAR ONE THING FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE LISTEN TO THIS

I AM SO DONE.

I couldn’t even get past a quarter of this before I just started laughing at how painfully terrible this was written! XD

MEAT WAND

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subjectnumber32:

outerlabia:

fpti:

earlygr4ves:

i walked into health and screamed and the teacher goes “you’re the 7th person today. they’re cpr dummies.”

jesus christ

they’re calling to mother for food

F  E  E  D
Sep 17, 2014 / 241,772 notes

subjectnumber32:

outerlabia:

fpti:

earlygr4ves:

i walked into health and screamed and the teacher goes “you’re the 7th person today. they’re cpr dummies.”

jesus christ

they’re calling to mother for food

F  E  E  D

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Sep 17, 2014 / 279,734 notes

stability:

sext: I bought you concert tickets

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Sep 17, 2014 / 71,324 notes

epic-humor:

i need 6 minutes of this

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Sep 17, 2014 / 351,123 notes

peenies:

I hate shirtless white boys who think they’re doing humanity a favor if they call a girl beautiful go get high off your axe deodorant spray

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pink-station-gerard:

Wet Yourself! At The Party
Sep 17, 2014 / 85,814 notes

pink-station-gerard:

Wet Yourself! At The Party

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Sep 10, 2014 / 390,953 notes

dont-even-stress-it:

you can actually see anna’s eyes screaming for help

what am i doing in this movie

the paycheck wasnt worth it

i regret this decision greatly

THATS SO FUNNY

(via ugly)

Sep 10, 2014 / 1,583 notes
mordecai-put-your-phone-away:

runaon:

This is disgusting.

I heard about the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge thing today it’s fucking sick and there is a petition to get those sick bastards in prison for what they did. Please sign it.
Sep 7, 2014 / 73,334 notes

mordecai-put-your-phone-away:

runaon:

This is disgusting.

I heard about the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge thing today it’s fucking sick and there is a petition to get those sick bastards in prison for what they did. Please sign it.

(via now-we-panic)